Author Archives: KarateDan

Energy Pills from the Future!

Posted on December 29, 2008 by KarateDan

Everyone’s heard of energy pills, right? Has anyone heard of an energy pill from the future, though? I didn’t think so. They’re the most effective diet pill, because the future is all advanced and stuff. Diet and energy pills from … Continue reading →

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I Feel Like an Energy Pill

Posted on December 29, 2008 by KarateDan

I am just jonesing for energy pills, but not just any energy pill will do. I need the best of everything, that’s just the way I was programed. I need the best energy pill. Not only that, but I need … Continue reading →

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Best Energy Pills Since Sliced Bread

Posted on December 29, 2008 by KarateDan

I heard that the best energy pills are really cool. It said so in Best Energy Pill Weekly. I’m always struggling to find the best energy diet pills, let alone just energy pills in general. Maybe faster people are buying … Continue reading →

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Best Energy Pill!

Posted on December 29, 2008 by KarateDan

I only take the best energy pill. All other energy pills are overrated. If I could just live off of potato chips and energy pills, I totally would. I also take an energy diet pill to get of the moobs … Continue reading →

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Alli Alli

Posted on December 1, 2008 by KarateDan

Alli is cool, alli pills sit at the cool table at school. Don’t you want to sit at the cool table with one certain alli pill? Sure you do, cuz you ain’t no square. Are you? Alli com can kick … Continue reading →

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Lipo 6 and Beyond!

Posted on December 1, 2008 by KarateDan

Lipo 6 flies through the galaxy delivering his word of Nutrex lipo 6 and also Lipo 6 x. He punches aliens in the stomach while screaming “Lipo 6 ephedra free!!!” This pisses the aliens off even more! They calm down … Continue reading →

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Pills Made For Fat Burning?

Posted on November 18, 2008 by KarateDan

Burn fat fast by finding the best fat burning pills. Everyone has their own opinions on what pills are really the best, just listen to the most attractive person. It’s that easy. Judging by their awesome physique, they’re obviously on … Continue reading →

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Lose Weight you Shiny Diamond!

Posted on November 18, 2008 by KarateDan

That hot girl at work isn’t going to go out with the flabby poor excuse for a man that you are if you don’t lose the weight and lose weight quick. There are many  ways to lose weight and being … Continue reading →

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Burn Fat Burn, Fast Inferno

Posted on November 18, 2008 by KarateDan

Disco has been pretty much dead since the late ’70s, but some of you may not know that disco was key for fat burning. It helped disco dancers to burn fat because they knew how to burn fat and also … Continue reading →

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