Daily Archives: December 29, 2008

Energy Pills from the Future!

Everyone’s heard of energy pills, right? Has anyone heard of an energy pill from the future, though? I didn’t think so. They’re the most effective diet pill, because the future is all advanced and stuff. Diet and energy pills from … Continue reading

I Feel Like an Energy Pill

I am just jonesing for energy pills, but not just any energy pill will do. I need the best of everything, that’s just the way I was programed. I need the best energy pill. Not only that, but I need … Continue reading

Best Energy Pills Since Sliced Bread

I heard that the best energy pills are really cool. It said so in Best Energy Pill Weekly. I’m always struggling to find the best energy diet pills, let alone just energy pills in general. Maybe faster people are buying … Continue reading

Best Energy Pill!

I only take the best energy pill. All other energy pills are overrated. If I could just live off of potato chips and energy pills, I totally would. I also take an energy diet pill to get of the moobs … Continue reading