Monthly Archives: December 2008

Energy Pills from the Future!

Everyone’s heard of energy pills, right? Has anyone heard of an energy pill from the future, though? I didn’t think so. They’re the most effective diet pill, because the future is all advanced and stuff. Diet and energy pills from … Continue reading

I Feel Like an Energy Pill

I am just jonesing for energy pills, but not just any energy pill will do. I need the best of everything, that’s just the way I was programed. I need the best energy pill. Not only that, but I need … Continue reading

Best Energy Pills Since Sliced Bread

I heard that the best energy pills are really cool. It said so in Best Energy Pill Weekly. I’m always struggling to find the best energy diet pills, let alone just energy pills in general. Maybe faster people are buying … Continue reading

Best Energy Pill!

I only take the best energy pill. All other energy pills are overrated. If I could just live off of potato chips and energy pills, I totally would. I also take an energy diet pill to get of the moobs … Continue reading

Dating the best dietary supplement.

I’ve been single a long time, waiting for the best dietary supplement. I don’t want just any dietary supplement. I want the best! I’ve seen plenty a nice people settle down with the wrong dietary supplements. But I think that … Continue reading

The best diet supplement.

I am the best diet supplement. I am way better looking than all other diet supplements. I know what you’re thinking: “How can a diet supplement be typing to me right now, telling me how great it is?” Unbelievable, right? … Continue reading

I recieved Xenadrine as a gift.

I don’t know if the xenadrine was meant to make me happy or sad, but I do know that xenadrine rfa tastes awful! Not to be confused with xenadrine rfa 1 which tastes like marshmallow fluff with a texture more … Continue reading

ZCA stack broke my back!

I piled a whole bunch of zca stack on top of my spine and it broke! I did not read anything in any zca stack review (or ANY zca stack reviews) about this DANGER! Does zca stack work when it’s … Continue reading

The Best Energy Pill

Yesterday my sister tried a yellow jacket energy pill. Boy was she happy! She has a full life and this new energy pill was exactly what she needed. She thinks this is one of the best energy pills. She’s also … Continue reading

The Last Diet Pill

Hey guys! I just tried this new diet pill phentermine and it works great. I think its the best diet pill ever. At first when I wanted to lose weight I wasn’t concerned with the prescription diet pills but now … Continue reading